Saturday, 26 December 2015

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Wednesday, 25 November 2015

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Monday, 23 November 2015

PRECIX TECHNOLOGIES END OF THE YEAR ICT SCHOLARSHIP SCHEME

PRECIX TECHNOLOGIES
END OF THE YEAR ICT SCHOLARSHIP SCHEME

PRECIX TECH-RC:55803 has launched the 2015 edition of its annual ICT Scholarship Program for 45 special courses . Interested individuals who would like to enroll for any of the selected courses can apply online for the scholarship . Successful candidates will be given the opportunity to study the courses of their choice without paying the course fees.

The vision of our Academy is to make knowledge available to everyone, regardless of their geographical location and financial capacity. We intend to use this annual Scholarship Scheme to give back to society and make it possible for individuals that were unable to enroll for our courses during the year to have a chance to do so.

We have also decided to include courses which provide skills that could help our students become successful entrepreneurs and increase their chances of getting better jobs or promotion at their places of work. This will reduce unemployment and boost the economy.

The courses we have selected for the 2015 edition of our scholarship can be taken online or offline (study materials can be downloaded or sent via post to student ). The courses are divided into four categories as described below:

1. COMPUTER SOFTWARE ENGINEERING AND DESIGN COURSES:

a. AUTOCAD
b. MATLAB
c. WEBSITE DESIGN (BASIC)
d. WEBSITE DESIGN USING JOOMLA
e. WEBSITE DESIGN USING WORDPRESS
f. WEBSITE DESIGN USING EVERWEB
g. WEBSITE DESIGN USING DREAMWEAVER
h. JAVA PROGRAMMING
i. COMPUTER PROGRAMMING (VISUAL BASIC.NET)
j. ANDROID APPLICATION DEVELOPMENT
k. IPAD APPLICATION DEVELOPMENT
l. WEB PROGRAMMING WITH PHP AND MYSQL
m. WEB PROGRAMMING WITH ASP.NET
n. DATABASE DEVELOPMENT AND ADMINISTRATION (BASIC)
o. ORACLE DATABASE DEVELOPMENT AND ADMINISTRATION
p. JAVASCRIPT
q. AJAX AND JQUERY
r. CLOUD COMPUTING
s. WEBSITE ADMINISTRATION
t. GRAPHICS DESIGN USING PHOTOSHOP
u. GRAPHICS DESIGN USING COREL DRAW
v. LINUX OPERATING SYSTEM
w. MICROSOFT WORD
x. MICROSOFT EXCEL
y. MICROSOFT POWERPOINT
2. COMPUTER HARDWARE COURSES
a. COMPUTER NETWORKING
b. COMPUTER MAINTENANCE AND REPAIRS (DESKTOP)
c. COMPUTER MAINTENANCE AND REPAIRS (LAPTOP)
d. SOLAR POWER TECHNOLOGY

3. PROFESSIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL CERTIFICATION COURSES

a. PROJECT MANAGEMENT (PMP)
b. PROJECT MANAGEMENT (PRINCE 2)
c. MICROSOFT PROJECT
d. PRIMAVERA P6
e. RISK MANAGEMENT
f. IT SERVICE MANAGEMENT (ITIL)

4. ENTREPRENEURSHIP, CAREER AND BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT COURSES

a. HOW TO START A BUSINESS WITHOUT MONEY
b. HOW TO CLOSE THE GAP BETWEEN MARKETING AND SALES
c. HOW TO START YOUR OWN ONLINE BUSINESS
d. ENTREPRENEURSHIP, EMPLOYMENT AND JOB CREATION
e. HOW TO BECOME A GREAT PRESENTER AND PUBLIC SPEAKER
f. CYBER MARKETING
g. SOCIAL MEDIA MARKETING
h. GOOGLE ADWORDS
i. GOOGLE ADSENSE
j. PROFESSIONAL BLOGGING

HOW TO ENROLL
If you are interested in taking any of these courses, follow the enrollment steps detailed below:

1. FILL THE ONLINE APPLICATION FORM SUBMIT FOR REVIEW

2. LIKE OUR PAGE AND INVITE FRIENDS TO DO SAME

3. RECEIVE SCHOLARSHIP CONFIRMATION THROUGH SMS AND EMAIL

4. CHOOSE COURSES YOU ARE INTERESTED IN AND PAY THE PORTAL ACCESS CHARGE (5000 NAIRA PER COURSE).

5. SEND PAYMENT DETAILS AND COURSES CHOSEN TO US THROUGH EMAIL AND SMS

6. RECEIVE LOGIN CREDENTIALS AND START ACCESSING STUDY MATERIALS AND COURSE CONTENT

7. STUDY COURSE CONTENT AND RESOURCES UNTIL COMPLETION

8. REQUEST FOR CERTIFICATE (OPTIONAL)

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

1. CERTIFICATION:
We decided to make this optional because not all of the 45 courses require certification. Someone who has learnt how to design websites or develop software does not need a certificate to become successful in that line of business. However, certification becomes necessary for boosting your Curriculum Vitae and increasing your chances of getting employed or promoted at work.

We have two types of certification namely:
a. Certificate of course Completion (Requires Interview and Verification)
b. Certificate of Proficiency (Requires certification exam )

Certificates can be collected at our administrative office but if the student cannot come to our office, we can post it to the student. The student will bear the postage costs.

2. STUDY RESOURCES AND TOOLS
There are different types of study resource; the default ones can be downloaded directly from our portal. We will also provide download links for other software and resources you may need for study. However, there may be physical tools needed for a course and these cannot be downloaded. For example, you cannot download a screw driver or network cable for the computer repair and networking courses. Such tools will be purchased by the student.
Alternatively, students that cannot download the study materials or purchase tools by themselves can request that we do so and send the tools and software to them. In such cases, we will notify the students of the costs and when the students pay, we will send the materials to them.

3. SCHOLARSHIP RULES

A. The scholarship application deadline is 15th December 2015

B. This scholarship is only available to Nigerians living in Nigeria and Republic of Benin-Cotonou

C. There is no age limit

D. Due to the limited scholarship opportunities available,applications will be considered on a first come first serve basis

E. Applicants are entitled to not more than four courses for this scholarship. Applicants that are interested in more can pay the full fees for the additional courses

F. Applicants that do not like our page and invite others to do same will not be considered. Connecting to us on social media is compulsory because this scholarship is only for our social media fans

G. Due to the limited class size per course, we will review applications and decide whether or not an applicant can enroll a course

H. If the scholarship application is favorably considered, the applicant will be notified and will be required to respond within 48 hours else the opportunity will be given to the next applicant.

4. CONTACT INFORMATION

Training Centres:, 3rd Floor RBS building, Beside Living Spring Chapel Sango PolyRoad Ibadan Oyo State, Nigeria and No6, Agbetu Anavie Porto-Novo,Republic of Benin-Cotonou

Phone: +2348036669747, +2347055512567, +22962066190,

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Email: info@ees-ng.com, ednaka4evaa@yahoo.com
precixtechent@gmail.com

Website: www.ees-ng.com

If you would like to apply for this scholarship, click on the link below to begin your application

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Sunday, 22 November 2015

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Wednesday, 18 November 2015

WAYS TO MARKET YOUR BUSINESS

WAYS TO MARKET YOUR BUSINESS
Getting started
-How to get result fast?
-What do you need to know to get started?
-How much time do you need to devote to marketing?
-How much business do you need to survive?
-Why is it important to be different?
How much money do you need to spend on marketing?
-Do you want to find new customers or keep existing ones?
-Do you have small business syndrome?
-What is market research and do you need it?
-What type of promotional material should you use?
-Do you need a holiday before you get started?
-How well do you know your competitors' businesses?
-Have you had bad experiences with marketing in the past?

-What is a successful business?
TEN IMPORTANT TIPS FOR RUNNING A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS
DOES YOUR BUSINESS STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD?
1.Promote your business from the outside in
2.Put your message on the company car
3.Turn your invoice into a sales tool
4.Sell yourself even when you are not there
5.Use the internet to be noticed
6.A good uniform impresses everyone
7.Make the most of packaging
8.Never underestimate the importance of a business card
9.Does your business have a memorable name?

SECTION 3: Do you make the most of the customers you already have?
10.Send out reminder notices
11.Stay in touch with your customers
12.Remember important dates
13.Ask your customers for referrals
14.Say thank you to generate more business
15.What is a loyalty program and can you use one?

SECTION 4:HOW DO YOU GENERATE FREE WORD OF MOUTH ADVERTISING?
16.Writing a press release
17.Everyone loves a winner
18.Call the local radio station
19.Ask your customers to tell their friends about you

SECTION 5: ARE YOU WILLING TO TRY A FEW UNUSUAL IDEAS?
20.Get behind a wacky promotion
21.Life in the chicken suit
22.Enjoy the benefits of brainstorming
23.Use inflatable toys to build your business
24.Remember the good old bumper sticker
25.Use a spruiker to draw in the crowds
26.Offer prizes in competitions
27.Get your business in the guiness book of records
28.Use the local pizza company to generate business
29.Take ownership of an event
30.Think differently about marketing your business
31.Use industry publication to collect ideas
32.Start a marketing ideas box
33.Take your message on the road with a mobile billboard
34.Use a blackboard to get attention

SECTION 6: DO YOU ENCOURAGE YOUR STAFF TO BUILD YOUR BUSINESS?
35."Can i help you?"-"no thanks, am just looking"
36.Can your staff sell (i mean really sell, not just take orders)?
37.Ask your staff and customers to give you their opinions
38.Offer incentives based on results

SECTION 7: DO YOU MAKE IT EASY FOR PEOPLE TO BUY FROM YOU?
39.Pick up the cost of the call
40.The perfect gift for the indecisive customer
41.Don't make it hard for people to give you money
42.Make life easy for parents-coder for their kids

SECTION 8: DO YOU HAVE SMART,HARD-HITTING PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL?
43.The bolder the heading the bolder the response
44.Making your first brochure
45.Make up an information booklet to give to customers
46.Always be prepared to hand out a brochure
47.Build credibility with testimonials from happy customers
48.Start your own newsletter
49.Clever promotional material cost no more
50.How to always be under your customers noses

SECTION 9: would you like to make everyday advertising ideas work for your business?
51.Work with other business and promote each other
52.Making the most of yellow pages advertisement
53.Ticket please
54.Making a newspaper advertisement that works
55.Using the cinema to spread the word
56.Making a cheap television commercial that works
57.Bus advertising-inside and out
58.Booking quality television,newspaper and radio advertising space
59.Use cheap classified advertisement to generate business
60.Get your suppliers to assist with your advertising
61.Tab into large membership-based organisations
62.Making a radio advertisement that works
63.Free local newspaper can produce plenty of work
64Everyone gets one of these at the supermarket
65.If you are going to offer a discount,make it a good one
66.The perfect way to target families living in your area
67.Sponsour a courier and been seen all over the town
68.Advertise your business from behind
69.Inserting promotional material in newspapers

SECTION 10: DOES YOUR BUSINESS HAVE CREDIBILITIES
70.Offer a 100 percent money back guarantee
71.Get behind organisations that support the community
72.Do not underestimate the intelligent of your customers
73.Support a local team-a small cost for great exposure
74.Scan the newspaper for goodwill opportunities

SECTION 11.ARE YOU WILLING TO GO OUT AND CHASE BUSINESS?
75.Doing your first letterbox drop
76.Use local market to promote your business
77.Talk to you neighbours
78.Commit to making ten phone calls everyday
79.Always try to sell to the decision-maker,not their assistance
80.Using the facsimile to sell directly to other businesses
81.Always make a follow up call after the sale
82.Tips for making a good sales presentation
83.what is direct mail and can you use it?
84.Take your message to the street
85.Put your brochure in government and corporate mail-outs
86.Dont underestimate the value of trade,shows and expos
87.Do a combined mail-out with other businesses
88.Run free training seminars

SECTION 12: DO YOU THINK LIKE A CUSTOMER
89.Use your waiting room or reception area to sell your services
90.Always have a top quality windows display to attract interest
91.Ask your customers how they heard about your business
92.Offering free delivery which may give you the competitive edge
93.Have ongoing quality SALES
94.The power of free samples
95.Offer a second opinion for free
96.What is value adding and can you use it?
97.Using a "gift with purchase" to sweeten the deal

SECTION 13: IS YOUR BUSINESS PROMOTED IN AS MANY PLACE AS POSSIBLE?
98.An easy way for customers to keep your number handy
99.The power of the local convenience store
100.People read noticeboards in shopping centres
101.Next time you visit the gym

BONUS SECTION-ANOTHER 20 EASY MARKETING IDEAS FOR YOUR BUSINESS
102.People expect and deserve fast service
103.Make up a specific fax brochure
104.Start your own club
105.People do business with people they like
106.Deal with customer complaints quickly and fairly
107.Make your own company video
108.Do a desktop publishing course
109.Make an audio tape to promote your business
110.Remember your customers name
111.Have a "thank you"party for your customers
112.Keep accurate customer record
113.Most businesses dont follow up on sales leads
114.Bribe your customers with food
115.Write letters to the editor
116.Arrange a business networking lunch
117.Preserverance pays
118.Send money to get attention
119.Advertising in magazines
120.Can you generate more income with only a little extra effort?
121.Specialise

Appendix: Blank forms that may come in handy
Targets and goals
What makes your bussiness unique?
An example of a flyer that works
Use your invioce to promote your bussiness
Simple market research customer survey
Simple press release
Successful corporate image
Maketing activity report

Friday, 13 November 2015

1) A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep.The next day, their driver died of poisoning. **************************************
2) A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why?He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum. **************************************
3) A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.************************************
4) Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them,Son: “What are you doing?” Ask the son. Father: “I’m putting petrol on your Mom.”Son: “Haauu – Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in yesterday.” Mother fainted!************************
5) A man went to the pub with his wife.When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered:”You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay. **************************************
6) An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?
The boy whispers, “Don’t shake it, we’ll lose the case!”
Which is your funniest?